Monday, April 25

Rachel Zoe's big girl collection.

Bye bye QVC, hello Neimans.
RZ has been resurrected from her million deaths, this collection is ba-na-nas.

Rachel Zoe
F/W 2011

This collection is right up my alley, because the celebrity stylist turned designer took every style of dress she could think of, and maxed out the drama.

Images via Project Rungay.

Sarah Palin goes to the grocery story in Wasilla. +Drama

Lauren Conrad gets in a drunken fight with Heidi Montag. +Drama

Naomi Campbell loses her weave, and her attitude at a business meeting. +Drama

Flight attendant goes to lunch in NYC, and gives a passerby the sex eye. +Drama

Portia Degeneres on Ali McBeal. +Drama

White girl trying to look Mexican at a club in Cabo. +drama

I don't like this one.
It makes her skinny ass look frumpy. And it's a borderline skanky minidress. How does it do that?
How do I like baseball games? Things we will never understand..
So, a look I don't like. +Drama

Lindsay Lohan having brunch in the Hamptons. +Drama
Why Lindsay? Why not.
She doesn't need any more drama in her life, but I had to keep the trend of the post.

I love this look so much there is nothing I can make fun of it with.
Bohemian Chic. +Drama

The movie Soul Train. -Soul +Drama

Real Housewife of New York Kelly Bensimon. -Stupidity +Drama

Kourtney Kardashian needs this outfit. -Scott Disick +Drama

Flawlessness. +Drama

1974. -Tie dye +Drama

Snuggie. +Drama

Pantsuit. +Glitter & Drama

If the video for Rill Rill by Sleigh Bells was filmed in Alaska, and not the desert. +Drama

The uniform at Constance from vintage Gossip Girl. +Drama


If you're not swimming in fabric, you're not having fun. +Drama

A crazy ginger secretary waiting for her boss in the conference room, legs spread. +Drama

The jacket is neither here nor there. 
Those lace up Rachel Zoe for Brian Atwood boots don't need any drama added. Perfection.

In the comments, tell me dahlings. Did you think RZ brought the drama? 
Or is this an episode of RuPaul's drag race waiting to happen.



emily said...

She definitely brought the drama! I feel the coats are the best part of this collection... and the white shift (is that sequined like the black and gold one on the Neiman website?!?). She totally brought it with the accessories also.

PS. love your scene setting interpretation of each look i feel like many of the dresses are less stunning without your commentary.

The Fagazine said...

HA! Thanks!

I can't tell by the image if the white shift is sequined, but I think it is.

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