Red Carpet time, bitches.

The Emmy's Red Carpet festivities were fairly standard last night, except for the fact that there were so many fugly dresses making their way through the storm of cameras.

Nina Dobrev in Donna Karan

Let's hit 'em where it hurts, shall we?

Amber, I love you dearly because you can sang. However, it is NOT acceptable to get your Red Carpet dress from the prom wardrobe rack on Glee. Is that made of cheap motel's bed sheet? You should have shined a black light on it before wearing..

I heard that Amy Poehler asked Peter Som to make this dress for her out of metallic spanx. Bad news: I can see her uterus.  Good news: She's not pregnant. 

It's time to put your cleavage away bitch. You're at the Emmy's, not the Moulin Rouge Lounge in Reno. That color is gross on her, and the slit length is awkward so her legs look like tree trunks. 

 I loved this Armani Prive dress on Julianna Margulies. She wore white after labor day, and the structured bodice is very reminiscent of Japanese couture.

Kate Winslet in Elie Saab. Vava voom red was the look of choice for the evening, and Kate did it very well. The hair is gorgeous. 

Leah Michele posing for once without overtly complimenting herself at the same time. This time I would have agreed with her. I've never seen a Marchesa dress I didn't like. But the highlights of this one are the draping on the back, and the shoulder detail. Love.

Colbie Smulders in Alberta Ferretti. Holy shitballs. That color is gorgeous. Stunning hair, love the ice, love the clutch.

Kerry Washington wore Zuhair Murad. I am DYING over the faked out fringe sheer skirt. Just gorgeous on her, and it was even more stunning when she presented an award on camera.

BEST DRESSED BOOBS OF THE NIGHT:

GAH. I love Sofia Vergara. I love that she werques her bombshell figure flawlessly. I love the deep coral color on that Vera Wang gown. And I love her ostentatious Colombian Emerald ear rings. 

That's the thing about "ostentatious" style, if you know how to werk it isn't over top anymore.

COMING SOON...

Posted in: Elie Saab,Emmys,Fashion,Glee,Lea Michele,Peter Som,Sofia Vergara