Movie Reel

This summer is going to be packed with blockbusting movies. I can not wait! I spend almost as much money seeing movies as I do on my wardrobe. Ryan Gosling is in this one that comes out in July, which is an automatic must. Enjoy: K, bye. Za...

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Book Club

I am going to tell you all what I am reading. Then tell you to read it. Prepare yourselves. I thought about typing the title. But, its right there. On the book. You guys aren't that stupid.Anyways, its laugh out loud funny. I know you'll like it. I mean, you read this blog. I'm a sassy gay. Freeman Hall, is also a sassy gay. (Forgive his frosted tips in the portrait on his bio page.)At one point he refers to a customer as a "nasty ass greasy hobbit theif."  What else do you want from a book? Also, it started as a blog.Which gives me hope that I may one day do the same. Except, I will run a magazine. You did notice that the second half of my blog ends in azine right? Read the book.  Bitchez. See how sassy I am? I...

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Delicious Dudes in Designer Duds.

Sorry I didn't post yesterday. My internet decided to not work. All. Day. Long. I felt so cut off from the world. I love clothes, and I love boys. This is but a continuation of my segment, Fashionable Fella. I saw an opportunity to further the amount of alliteration in the post title, so I took it. In any case, here are some fashionable slabs o' meat. David Beckham looks even better off the court than on. Kellan Lutz and Jude Law should switch outfits. Kellan is the one making a career out of playing a vampire. Matthew Morrison and Will Scheuster have become one. Ryan Gosling has come a long way since Remember the Titans. Remaining just as adorable. But much more fashion forward. I'm thinking of remaking Remember the Titans, except...

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How am I supposed to supplement this?

The only male hetero friend I have had since I was a child sent me this video on Twitter. It is perfect. I don't even need to get all Equality Bitch to get my point across. Ryan has a super liberal blog that I read all the time. He deleted it. But still, he sent me that video. So follow him on twitter. Okay! Well, I don't have much else to say. Just remember: Gay is the way. Zach...

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Hit me in the face with fashion.

My favorite part about fashion isn't monitoring trends from season to season, or trying to emulate a designer's look through a more attainable budget. (Even though I do both all the time.) The best part of fashion is when I'm walking down the street and I see someone wearing something utterly ridiculous, and werking it. When you're debating whether or not the outfit you have on is too much, and say fuck it, you're en vogue. via streetfsn Sillybanz for adults: via jak and jil Just do it, not as in Nike. But because you don't give a shit. Zac...

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Everything related to Glee is relevant.

Here is Heather Morris's video for Esquire Magazine. (But Still.)I will never read this magazine, because they're clearly a bunch of douche bags.They make it very clear that none of their readers are gay enough to watch Glee in the article.Fuck you Esquire.Don't try and fool your readers into thinking watching a show about acceptance and ridiculous scenarios is okay! Stick to scratching your decaying balls and playing smear the queer. Ignorant hetero's are a dying breed. Let me be the first to see you assholes off. You should all be quarantined with Donald Trump and his hair in one of is overly opulent towers that attest to why this country is financially fucked.My soap box is crumbled. I put it back under my bed.Heather Morris is a diva. Despite her hilariously idiotic character on Glee.Which...

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Rachel Zoe's big girl collection.

Bye bye QVC, hello Neimans. RZ has been resurrected from her million deaths, this collection is ba-na-nas. Rachel Zoe F/W 2011 This collection is right up my alley, because the celebrity stylist turned designer took every style of dress she could think of, and maxed out the drama. Images via Project Rungay. Sarah Palin goes to the grocery story in Wasilla. +Drama Lauren Conrad gets in a drunken fight with Heidi Montag. +Drama Naomi Campbell loses her weave, and her attitude at a business meeting. +DramaOops. Flight attendant goes to lunch in NYC, and gives a passerby the sex eye. +Drama Portia Degeneres on Ali McBeal. +Drama White girl trying to look Mexican at a club in Cabo. +drama I don't like this one.It makes her skinny ass look...

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Listen ta DIS.

Ryan just told me I needed to listen to this remix of Britney's Till the World Ends.He said it might make me RZ die. That is a serious assumption.Rachel Zoe dying is the highest class of being gay dead.Looky Looky, Listen, Listen:I didn't RZ die. I RZ gave birth to a gaybie.That's a gay baby. Its better. Its impact is greater than dying. Its giving life instead of ending it.So you, deal with that.Tell us in the comments: Did you RZdie?Zach. (and Rya...

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Designer of the Month

The designer of the month for The end of April/May, is one lady who probably likes a little tea with her scones. Jenny Packham S/S 2011 Jenny is a favorite Red Carpet stunner for Celebrities like Vanessa Hudgens, and Dianna Agron. But is it any wonder why? Her designs are so effortlessly glamorous, I am about to use a word that I detest so much, I might have to throw my computer away after I type it. Every gorgeous, and undoubtedly illiterate fashionista will describe this collection as ethereal. They would be right. Say goodbye to the dark designs of The Row. And say hello to the deliciously feminine silhouettes of Jenny Packham. Here are my favorites from the collection: All the fabrics and movement in these looks are...

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